Jul 25, 2012

Battered

Right, time to dissect TDKR, - In Gotham, Wayne's told Bane escaped the pit and has problem breathing coz of a fight with inmates (way too much like Vader). In the pit he's told Bane escaped as a child. So the child couldn't be the same as the guy with the breathing problem - elementary deduction that escaped the ding bat - "The Pit" looks suspiciously like a Rajasthani town, hardly "hell on earth" - actually it's very pretty and hospitable... - Gotham too looks suspiciously quite like manhattan...Although a geographically adept individual pointed it out that it was, in fact Chicago - Only an IIPM alumni could come up with flooding a nuclear reactor to stop a meltdown and an imminent nuclear explosion. Didn't Nolan know what happened in Fukushima?? - The *US* govt sits pretty for 3 months! Or was it weeks - and does nothing??! Id believe that if it was MMS and the Gandhis but Uncle Sam? No way!  Heck- they've bombed countries to kingdom come for only a whiff of WMDs and terrorist groups. Read: Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan... - why do 3000 officers charge at heavily armoured terrorists like they were muscular barbarians from the mood 300, you've plenty of buildings downtown, snipers and vantage points. Bloody Drama Nolan - keep it real mate! - Bane's way too intellectual for a crony to a beautiful and (apparently) deadly offspring of an obscure clan leader, of which, Wayne was, once, a part - WHAT?!  - Are you kidding me with that rasping voice as if you are in desperate need of a lozenge - 10 bucks and physics says that chopper can't do what it does... - They're heat seeking missiles for gods sake, some respect - some RESPECT - not your Pandu on a bullet that going around a few blocks gets rid of them - if you think that, you're. Batty... Feel free to add more, thank you with a flourish!

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