G(B)oeing Down

Jan 26th 2009

All of bird kind was left in shock on this weeks terrorist attack on flight 1594. In an unprecedented strike fidayeen doves descended on the hapless plane in droves and took out both engines of the plane rendering it powerless. The Jamaat ud dovea has claimed responsibility of the attack. "These strikes will continue until these winged menaces have stopped polluting our skies!" said Dovesama Bin Loaded in a recorded statement found on the black box of the now sunk plane.

Earlier scouts were seen circling the Hudson to get a bird's eye view in order to carry out the deadly strike. Mr. and Mrs. Airbus have expressed concern over the safety of their aircrafts. "What is the FAA doing?!!" demanded a tearful Mrs. Boeing as she saw the aircraft sink into the Hudson waters.

"The skies are airtight" is what the security council of Hawks (SCHAW) had stated in their report on aviation security for the country. The legal eagles have descended in droves on doves branding Dovestan as a rouge republic. The president of the state Asis Alli Dovrari has refuted statements saying that Dovestan nurturing black ops doves for the operation. "All our motives are pure and our doves white!" he reiterated from the Government radio of Air-Dovestan.

Birdanitarian groups have called for a ban on products from the rouge state including the popular 'Dove soap'. Dovestan has in turn issued a no-fly policy over its skies angering scores of migratory species that use its air space over the winter.

This comes in wake of warnings issued by Dovesama's threat delivered by pigeon to secretary of state Croweleezza Rice of capturing and dining on migratory ducks.

"This guy's gone cuckoo!" was the general sentiments at 2000 feet - a popular high flyer congengration spot.

The Government on its part has promised to deploy the stealth SR71 blackbird's for protection of the commercial airliners. Commercial airliner honchos have expressed concerns that there aren't enough of them to go around. There have been talks of deploying Blackhawks as well but the proposal is still hanging in the air.

Popular actor Russel Crow, Mia Sparrow and others of the guild have expressed deep concern over the growing tension.

It is ironical that the once proud symbol of peace - The Dove, has turned into rouge state.