Larry King: We have with us tonight the outgoing erstwhile president of the United States. So Mr. Bush; how was your term in office?
George Bush: It was nice yes, although the United States of America couldn't’t catch Osama; they seem to have caught Obama!
LK: How do you think his tenure in office is going to be?
GB: Colored...err..aah...i mean colorful!! He has got quite an uphill task!
LK: Why do you say that Mr. Bush; is it because of all the Bush-fires that you have set off all over the world?
GB: In that case the Australian PM would be better equipped with Foster's at his side! On a more serious note i think the legacy I have started shall be carried forward by a man with "Barack" in his name.
LK: What is this legacy that you are referring to? I hope it does not involve a white house intern!
GB: I'm offended Larry! The erstwhile president 'screwed' up only once. I did it consistently!
LK: Does screwing up with reference to the Iraq war or the Afghan war or Abu Gharib or your statements in/about all these places?
GB: None! I have achieved what no one can - i can read kindergarten books upside down! I also specialize in dodging projectiles hurled by saudi’s.
LK: Coming back to the lewinsky...err...i mean legacy - what exactly were you referring to?
GB: I have destabilized the entire planet...my objective here is almost complete...
LK: OOOOk... sir, what do you think is the biggest challenge that Barack Husein Obama has in front of him?
GB: I think the biggest challenge is to stop the Tamil forces to take over the tiger' camps.
LK: (blankly) Sir, Are you talking about Sri Lanka?
GB: Yes! I'm glad that you look stumped for once. See, it was like this - I was looking to park some of our jets and carriers near India - poor sods have just one carrier - i thought they'd feel better, and saw this largish island right next to India on the map and thought... why not! Later Condi told me it was already occupied! So i was waiting for their squabbling to get over.
LK: So you mean, Sri Lanka holds the key to establishing stability in the South Asian region??
GB: Absolutely! You don’t want to piss off the Chinese by going on that side! Doesn't seem so but they see everything! Besides - i get my toilet paper from there!
LK: So you set up a base in Sri Lanka and then what?
GB: We can deploy freights to China on the east and Pakistan on the west...
LK: Hmmm...Sounds plausible - What am I saying!!!
GB: ...and then we can send spies into all these countries via the sea route - like in India...
LK: OK! We are back into cuckoo land!
LK: I’m sorry Mr. Bush but we have to end this interview here.
LK: Right! So this episode of America’s biggest loser’s continues with our next guest – Britney Spears…
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